TBoS round 1, part 1

Let's get this train wreck rolling!

Apologies for:
Random and rampart inconsistencies.
Mauling my opponent 's character Cossette.
Animal abuse?
Borrowing that N from somewhere I just can't remember. The shame, oh the shame, but I had no time to make one myself.

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